Dare to travel the absurd and dangerous Orion Trail, where only the luckiest, bravest, and most stubborn captains will make it all the way to the end. Become famously incredible or incredibly dead in this single player choose-your-own-space-adventure!
"It's literally like you cannot have a positive interaction."
This Organ Trail-inspired space adventure captures an amusing, absurd tone, but it is heavily hampered by punishing and unavoidable RNG. The constant negative events make it difficult to progress without feeling like the game is actively working against the player.
I wouldn't recommend it...