You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
Not The Robots is a goofy stealth roguelike where you play a hungry office robot sneaking around procedural levels, scarfing down the very furniture you’re supposed to hide behind. Random layouts, permadeath and angry lasers keep runs tense and punchy, and when the chaos clicks it feels like a cursed mix of Pac‑Man and office relocation gone wrong.
